The Break Up letter.

Dear Firefox,
I am writing this because I wanted you to hear it from me. I found someone new. I will never forget the good times that we had together or that you got me out of that bad relationship with IE. I will always be thankful that you were there for me when I needed you. My new love's name is Google Chrome and I think that we will be together for a long, long time. GC is so easy to use and doesn't seem to have any of your issues but does have all of your strengths. Please don't be sad. Steven