The Break Up letter.

Dear Firefox,
I am writing this because I wanted you to hear it from me. I found someone new. I will never forget the good times that we had together or that you got me out of that bad relationship with IE. I will always be thankful that you were there for me when I needed you. My new love's name is Google Chrome and I think that we will be together for a long, long time. GC is so easy to use and doesn't seem to have any of your issues but does have all of your strengths. Please don't be sad. Steven

I recently had a problem with Best Buy. My laptop got F'd, so I took it up there because it was still under warranty. Well instead of honoring the warranty they decided to just refund, via a Best Buy Giftcard, the money I spent on the warranty. I spent the giftcard today on the Kodak Zi8, a new case for my iPhone that doubles it's battery life, and Miracle and Sky Captain on BluRay. I told them when they offered me the giftcard that it would be the last money I spent in their store and it shall be. My total today was $300.63. Enjoy my $0.63 Best Buy. This makes me a little sad because I used to love Best Buy. It's just too bad their customer service is so terrible and they don't care about customer loyalty.

Sent from my iPhone

Wall•e

I just watch Wall•E again. That movie is absolutely amazing. The emotion in Wall•E is more real than most live action movies. Add that to the fact that the film makers were able to convey that emotion through 2 chatacters that have a combined vocabulary of 15 words. Wall•E and UP have officially made it into my top 5 all time.

Sent from my iPhone

Disregard the last blog. All is well.

I left the house today to help my friend get the rest of his stuff out of storage after moving. I stopped to get gas and went inside to pay for my gas before pumping and when I get back in my truck after pumping my gas. SOME ASSHOLE HAS STOLEN MY FUCKING IPOD!!!! In he 2 minutes I was inside someone openned my door and took my iPOD. To make it worse there was one other car at he station at the time and I asked if they saw someone go near my truck they said no but 2 of them would not make eye contact. I am so furious. Fucking savages in this town Feel free to gripe below.

Entourage

So I take some shit in my circle of friends about my enjoyment of the show Entourage. I usually defend myself with a hearty fuck you. After watching the most recent episode I finally understand what it is about that show that I enjoy. It is the way the four (or five if Ari counts)main characters are with each other. Sure Vince is the $, Eric is the brains, Turtle and Drama the comic relief but there is more to it than that. The show is about these 4 guys who grew up together and have eachother's backs to the end. It's the loyalty that draws me not to mention that they are living the fantasy of millions of people. Why? Comment with any legitimate reason below.

The following was in the FML today,

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

Had I witnessed that I would still be on the floor laughing. I am an asshole and you probably are too.